When the Goat and the Beast ... what the hell?

*Silly Girl shakes her head in disbelief.*

Here, take this unnatural act against God and goat!!

What a poor poor goat! Don't they have a Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty Against Animals in Sudan??

This fuck face actually deflowered a virginal goat and thought he would get away with it.

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

But the wise elders of Sudan had a better plan. He was to be united with the goat forever after.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Whatever...